What advice do you wish you could share with your dorky friend?

What would you like to say to your unfortunate friend, but you will never say it, because you're not a big enough a** to say it to their face. Things like ';shower'; and ';hair product.';What advice do you wish you could share with your dorky friend?
Shower.....important...


hair product.....not so much...


clean clothes....pressed and neat


the basic....


frills.....eh.....What advice do you wish you could share with your dorky friend?
if i had a friend that had a hygiene problem as you describe there are a couple of ways i would try first before going the direct way.why not invite her to go swimming with you .you will both have fun and could make it a regular thing.sport is always good.if she can`t swim you could pretend you can`t swim and ask her for moral support to go with you to swimming lessons .or how about synchronize swimming or aqua sport.re the hair products you could have a pajama party or beauty party together or with friends and experiment together the various hair products.who knows what for fun you might have together.when that doesn`t work then i`m afraid it must be the direct approach.but i can tell you one thing if i had a hygiene problem i would sooner hear it from a friend than a stranger or to find out that other people are talking about me behind their back.
';Tweezers';


';Deodorant';


';Face Wash';





Those are all for different people though.
Wax your damn eyebrows, get contacts and visit MAC for a consultation immediately!
';they're called tweezers';
Your teeth are really stained.
Your joke about 9/11 is a little too soon
Um may i suggest Bally Fitness ?