What is something strange or funny your parents said to you as advice?

Okay has your parents ever said something funny when you asked them about something.Like when you can start dating?I asked my dad that and he was like, ';you can start dating when your married.'; No joke.What is something strange or funny your parents said to you as advice?
';Take care of yourself, lil' bit. No one will do it for you. Not even us.';


';Geeh, thanks dad.';


';Well, you know, God's been inviting me and your mom over for a while now... someday, we'll have to visit.';





My dad's advice to me to be independent and not rely on anyone's help.What is something strange or funny your parents said to you as advice?
My father used to say ';Always clean up one mess before you start another.'; He was actually referring to the kitchen, but it applies to other areas of life as well.
My mother's advice was to have sex before marriage.





My father's advice was not to get married.
One day my dad told me, ';stop asking funny questions';!!!
This is not philosophy.